Real Name: Not going to tell you cause then you'd stalk me and I can’t have you doing a better job than me.
Height: 6.3
Weight: 280
Favorite Color: 99Rock Red
Favorite Movies: 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, Star Wars, Batman Begins, and Dawn of the Dead
Favorite TV Shows: Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, Family Guy, and cops cause you get to see members of our staff on there sometimes
Birthplace: Kingston, England YES I WAS BORN IN ENGLAND. I moved here at 5, then moved to Texas at 17, and moved right back at 18. Texas was more boring than writing this stupid bio......
Favorite Food: I wouldn't know cause all I can afford is Ramen Noodles...........
But I do like the shrimp kind
Marital Status: Single, alone, sad, please call me....
Hobbies: Playing guitar, Making rap songs with my number 1 selling group, Picking my Nose, and Running around Baker with nothing on but socks and a cape....
On A Personal Note: I’d like to ask you to leave your blinds on your windows up whenever possible..... It’s a stalker thing.