If you ever find yourself being incarcerated be sure to smile for Kevin in your mugshot, as it’ll get you one of these fine t-shirts!
THE LOCAL OFFICE HOTTIE OF THE WEEK:
Welcome our new Local Office Hottie of the Week: NEW 99 ROCK STUDIO
LIKES: Lights off in Studio so I can glow, people touching my knobs, and kevin whispering that I’m a good girl.
DISLIKES: Kevin drumming on me, groupies butts on my buttons and slides, and i really dislike those working from home and not enjoying me.
To nominate a Hottie, email email@example.com, message on 99 Rock FB, or just see me out in Public, point to a girl, and say, “go make her Hottie of the Week!”